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Since the whole doorway jumper thing seems a little scary, particularly without a double-doorway in our house, Mom and Dad got me this cool Jumperoo. It's all the rage these days. It's cool and all but I just don't get why they design these things for giants. I've got two books underneath my feet (note I'm stepping on JFK's head) and I'm still swimming in this thing. Oh well, we'll try again in a little bit...
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